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The Dylan Ratigan
Looking for a Job at FOX News 
"Walk-a-Bout Maze"

Former CNBC everywhere man Dylan Ratigan is looking for a new job. He can no longer meet up with his BFF Bob Pisani on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange while the very hot Melissa Francis and Trish Regan sit all alone elsewhere.  Please help us get Mr. Ratigan sitting next to a new hottie other than Pisani at FOX News.




"Dylan, it's daddy, where are you? I won't hurt you!"


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Therese said:   July 15, 2009 11:01 am PST
Funny

change make sense said:   November 13, 2008 9:41 am PST
Do you really think it is politically correct to put Mr. Obama, indeed a man possible of change comparable to that of President Lincoln. Maybe and hopefully so it was an oversight, but by putting President elect Obama next to President Lincoln could portray a dual message. that of both men of ambition, character and excitement back to the country in a time of war and strife. It could also be that of the times of slavery and connecting him to to that horrible period in our past. No, Mr. Lincoln is not to blame for slavery, as a matter of fact, he began the end of it as we knew it. I was intended to be, the fact of them being next to each other , an intentional reference to the white man;s dominance. thank you for your time and space to voice my opinion. I wish there was a more public area to continue this discussion. as a side note, the imaging or what ever it is called of the switching of faces was very well done. Excuse me for my ignorance, but who is now missing

Warren Buffet said:   March 3, 2008 10:39 am PST
I cant start my day without checking out a joke or a photoshop, especially the one of 'me'. You need to have a good sense of humor to get by in this biz. Even the Oracle needs a giggle gazing at his gazillions of greenbacks. This site is an investment.....no buy, just hold and laugh WB Omaha, Nebraska (damn, that Becky Quick i hot. I am so glad CNBC keeps sending her over)

stugots said:   August 23, 2007 5:23 pm PST
love it. keep up the good work.

Mortimer Duke said:   August 22, 2007 10:45 pm PST
I want this market opened up...I got to sell sell sell Freeze all the Dukes assets and put the Dukes' seat on the exchange up for sale and don't him come hopping back in here gay as a cricket. I'm the gay guy on Broadway. That may well be Mr. Dukes, but this is Wall Street...you're screwed boo-yah boo-yah boo-ya hey...i haven't seen you since we met at the Hailee Selassie emporium ( or something like that) OK enough Trading Places memory when the real best part of the film was seeing Jamie Lee Curtis topless for the first time. I can't believe Christopher Guest has been all along, almost as bad as Rich Hall with Julia Louis Dreyfuss....unfair to local 12, villains thieves and scoundrels union. Oh yeah great site...thank you...your welcome...its getting there. coming up on the Grand opening ( here comes a tease)...a picture of one of the hot CNBC girls who anchors a couple of shows in her...shall we say nightgown and not nitey...just to be nice, like I promised...or they promised!

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