TDJR.COM Wall Street Report: Helium was up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued a slow decline. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. Balloon prices were inflated. Batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market. Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese!!  Noooo... Limburger!!! Yuck Yuck Yuck Yuck!!!!



Please go to BillyStaples.Net and listen to clips from the Ron and Fez Show that declared him the Producer of the Decade and part of the Feud and Party of the Decade. Congrats!!


Billy Staples at NASDAQ

Thursday, July 28, 2010

Lately, every Friday brings about a new type of expiration at the NY Stock Exchange.  It makes you almost excited to see what this week brings.  Last week you had options expiration day and the Friday before that was the George Steinbrenner expiration.

Lindsay Lohan, convicted of a parole violation arising from a DUI, is now spending her nights behind bars instead of in them.

Why is it that almost every time you call a business with an automated answering system, they all start out with, "Please listen carefully as the prompts on this system have changed.  Please listen to all of the choices before making your selection”.  They never change, but you listen anyway in case they did. This way they try to get you to avoid just hitting the “0” and going right to the operator for quicker help each time. Makes you wonder if they may change that selection too one day.

Law and Order - Los Angeles is scheduled to be the fourth show in the acclaimed Law and Order franchise.  Well, in order to keep that high praise for shows that base their plots on real life incidents, they best not use the O.J. trial as a basis for Law and Order in Los Angeles.

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The song "Maria Bartiromo" by Joey Ramone is included in the last recording he did before his death.  This album also includes an amazingly haunting version of "What a Wonderful World".  Both recordings can be found on his "Don't Worry About Me" CD.

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