Isn't is kind of strange that Toyota is doing nothing to help our economy except making people take the bus to work, yet made its fortune making economy cars. Nowadays, when people jump for their Toyota it's likely for a different reason. When the car keeps accelerating and the brakes don't work, the new jump is to get the hell out of the way.
Even at the risk of upsetting so many investors, most market analysts are calling for a correction to the down side. If this bad news is true, shouldn't the increased sale of anti-depressants stop the slide?
Why do they always have the "Economic" forum in Davos, Switzerland? Which, from what they show, appears to be a very snowy, lavish, and expensive place to discuss saving money. Why hold it there when you can get the same results at more than a fraction of the cost just by booking it at the beautiful Mt. Airey Lodge in the Poconos. Hey, they get the same kind of snow Switzerland does, and you have a friend in Pennsylvania. What more do you need?
We can't believe this is still a topic. After reading about the State of the Union on covers everywhere, we thought it was old news. It appears we were dead wrong. The State of the Union is still in the news...Brad and Angie ARE splitting up because of Jennifer Anniston.
President Obama wants to start charging bank fees for "high-risk" transactions. It looks like the Secret Service let someone go to an ATM recently.
Ladies are not understanding the new Apple iPad at all. Apple has received many inquires about it's new release, pricing and accessories. Unfortunately, all the ladies really want to know is if the iPad comes with wings
Our Treasury Secretary, Lil' Timmy Geithner, has spent more time on Capital Hill lately than Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas running around checking out all the new female members of Congress with a can of coke in hand.
In a related story, Lil' Timmy appeared on the Hill allegedly to fight to keep his job which he almost screwed up big time. When he pulled out his prepared notes, he pulled out the wrong paper and almost started reading his resume. Lil' Timmy really hopes he gets to keep his job, otherwise he won't be allowed to wear his "big boy" suits anymore.
Is it only us or do you also not get the job titles and names of Ben Bernanke and Tim Geithner. From now on, we suggest that we refer to the Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke and the Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner with something new.
To make it easier, we propose that the "money mismanagers" be called TimBen Geitnanke...that's Tim-Ben Guy-nan-key for the non-hooked on phonics crowd.
So how soon do we see a milk carton with a picture of former CNBC everywhere man Dylan Ratigan on it? Click here to play TDJR's
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The song "Maria Bartiromo" by Joey Ramone is included in the last recording he did before his death. This album also includes an amazingly haunting version of "What a Wonderful World". Both recordings can be found on his "Don't Worry About Me" CD.
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